You're so Basic: A Grumpy Sunshine, Forced Proximity, Fall Vibes Romantic Comedy (Finding You Book 3) by Angela Casella
Author:Angela Casella [Casella, Angela]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9798985790771
Publisher: Angela Casella
Published: 2023-11-15T18:30:00+00:00
Chapter Eighteen
Mira
âNo, probably not,â I tell Danny, trying not to laugh, even though I feel it bubbling up inside of me, impossible to resist. I grind the sage out onto a plate as if itâs a cigar.
âWe did a few rituals to try to break the hex,â says Delia, sounding confident even though the only thing the rituals seemed to accomplish was to create this mess. There was no blinking of lights, no feeling of something breaking or changing. No sound. Noâ¦anything. I didnât expect anything to happen, but it would have been fun if it had.
âYouâre sure this didnât happen because of the hex?â Danny asks. Itâs a fair questionâthe kitchen area looks like a cyclone blew through it.
Deliaâs eyes widen. âYou think it did?â
âOn that note,â Shauna says. âWe should probably leave. I promised my grandmother Iâd help her make soup.â She eyes the condition of the kitchen, then says, âDo you need help cleaning?â
âIâll do it,â Danny offers.
She mimes wiping sweat off her forehead. âI was hoping youâd say that.â
I point at her. âYour job for Thanksgiving is to figure out how to roast a turkey.â My finger swings toward Delia. âYours is to make pies. You make good pies. The more pies, the better.â
âWhat are we making?â Danny asks, and I feel an unexpected burst of pleasure from hearing him use that word. Itâs a dangerous way to feel, though, and I try to guard myself against it.
âWe will be supplying the most important part of Thanksgiving dinner,â I tell him.
âThe booze,â Delia finishes with a half-smile. âYou always say that.â
I do. But I suddenly wish weâd both shut our mouths, because I find myself remembering what Danny said about that ceramic turkey. It occurs to me that thereâs another reason why the two of us are mismatched. I sell alcohol, and he told me just last night that his parents are alcoholics. He drinks a little, but it must still beâ¦well, loaded for him.
My brain thinks itâs funny that getting loaded is loaded for him, but I donât want to smile or laugh, because my eyes find that little line above his eyebrow and linger there.
I donât like the woman who did that to him. When Delia was little, our mother seemed to love digging into our various faults. I told my sister that we didnât have to be like her. We could find something to like about everyone. Even our motherâher something-to-like was that if she said she was going to do something, she did it. She didnât do it with a lot of compassion or grace or warmth, but you could be assured it would get done. But I donât think I can find anything to like about a woman whoâd hurt Danny.
I clear my throat and look away. âBeverages of all types. There may be children present.â
Danny nods. âI was with Ruthie just now. Sheâs going to come, and sheâs bringing Izzy.â Turning toward Shauna and Delia, he says, âWeâll make the mashed potatoes too.
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